Seaside Seasonal Festivities

‘The Ferris Wheel lights the way to a festive holiday season in Wildwood, NJ 2019

Tis better to give than to receive…🖊️📄

Dearest Father Christmas,

Hello, from Seaside Serenity Now, where we take a holistic approach to good health and healing (since 2021).

I hope you’ve had a peaceful year, but I imagine a legendary figure like yourself gets no rest. I’m sure the North Pole is always hopping, resulting in lots of stress, strain, aches and pains among you and your dedicated staff.

In the interest of giving, I’d like to offer you and those hardworking elves a 15% discount on our extensive line of aromatherapy products (complimentary warming mittens included with every purchase, something no North Pole resident should be without!)

Our all-natural creations promise to ease you and yours into a serene new year.

As SSN president, I, of course, personally benefit from our products and, as a result, want for very little. However, should you find it in your sweet, serene heart, I wouldn’t say no to the deed for a beachside condo under my Christmas tree.

I believe Peace and Goodwill starts with an ocean view…

Zen fully yours,

Peaceful Patty in West Wildwood

(clearance items not included)

Dear Mr. Santa Claus,

Well, it’s that time of year; soon you’ll be traveling the globe, making all of our electronic, etc. dreams come true. I don’t know how you do all that continent hopping, even with those trusty reindeer as your means of travel. Living in such a remote part of the world with limited internet access, you may find yourself lacking in quality insurance (health, home, and car, or in your case, sleigh). Fret no more, S.C.! We here at Coastal Insurers, Inc. pride ourselves on protecting the otherwise uninsurable! We’ve got the right plan for you and your loyal staff, ranging from health care needs to transportation requirements.

Elf down due to an assembly line injury? Rudolph suddenly stricken by the flu? Leaky roof? (your winters are fierce!) Rear ended on North Pole Blvd? We’ve got you covered!

We promise you the peace of mind that comes from knowing you’re financially protected within your frozen, accident-prone corner of the world. In the spirit of the giving season, we are prepared to present you with the most competitive prices on this side of the globe.

Naturally, as CEO and proud policy owner, I can afford to insure a fully loaded 2024 Jeep Wrangler (perfect for seaside cruising) should you be adding car construction to your extensive assembly line and need a willing participant to test drive.

Sincerely yours,

Nicholas in North Wildwood

(some exclusions apply)

Hi Santa!!

How are you and Frosty? Did the elves make alot of toys this year? Ive been realle good this year Santa. I didnt onze smack my brother Paul who would definity be on the naughty list but you already no that. Even when he told me you dont exist I new he was lieing. I beleave in you so much that I dont even need gifts from you to proove your reel. If you want to bring me something that would be okay. I no it makes you happy to give presents to good kids and I woodnt want to make you unhappy. I dont need lots of stuff, Santa. Id be happy with an Amazon Fire7 Kids Tablet. Do your elves make Amazon stuff? Its ok if they don’t. A North Pole tablet wood be good to.

Ill be baking your favrite choklate chip cookies and leeving them by the Christmas tree where you can put any gifts you wood like for me to have. My brother dozent need presents so dont worry about him.

Love,

Willow in Wildwood Crest

May all your Christmas wishes come true…🎄🎁🎁